Stupid birds!

I got attacked by 2 stupid crows this evening when I stepped out of the office! One flapped its wings over my head while the other messed up my hair with its claws! How ridiculous can it go?

I know I just changed my shampoo brand lately but I appreciate if they just keep themselves off me.

Damn those 2 stupid birds! I wanna barbeque them if they dare provoke me again.